Oliver
PETA Freak
John

Subject: Please Remove the Rescue Meatwad Website
From: Oliver

I would just like to warn you that if you do not take down Rescue Meatwad immediatly, I will have you arrested for the felony crime of extortion.

This is not something that the authorities will take lightly either. The simple fact that you have recieved money capitalizing off of people's sympathies, makes this a very serious case of extortion which will surely be investigated.

Listen, I'm giving you the option of walking away with what you have......

What I have? I have nothing! I'm so broke from college I'd be glad to let you have what I have. If you would like to send me the proper forms I will gladly transfer my Net Worth to you, currently consisting of about $1400 in Assests and $30,000 In Liabilities, you are so generous kind sir and its great that there's someone out there helping my cause. I wish there were more people like you