Oliver
PETA Freak
John

SUBJECT: YOU ARE NOW ON PETA'S LIST
FROM: FriendOfPeta

yeah,
you sick bastard, i took the liberty in notifying PETA of your actions, cruelty to animals as well as demanding money for for a life.And trust me, you can expect hell to be raised for you and your sick friends from the law and the largest animal rights groups soon.Have fun with the activist's and the courts, asshole! If you were smart, you hand over the Meat wad to a shelter and refund all of the money donated to you before you get yourself into a world of hurt.
Friend of PETA

Ok but I'm sorry, anyone that values the life of an animal over that of a human lacks real compassion. While meatwad may exist as a living being this is my future at stake, If I cant afford my college books I could end up with a 2.3 GPA and then the best job i'll be able to get is some middle level management job in retail and be forced to suicide. Do you want me to end up like that? I didnt think so. If it comes down to it I will eat Meatwad, cooking him slow and low, with lots of spices.