Oliver
PETA Freak
John

Subject: PWEESE DONT HERT MEATWAD
From: John

Mistuh, pweese dont hert Meatwad, I luv him un Teevee

I'm sorry john but the fact that you can send an email is astounding, the educational system does work, now all we need to do is make sure any job you can actually do is replacable by robots. Then reduce your job to shining robots, of which this job will also be replaced by robots. By the way, there is no Santa Clause, and Jesus was black.